Friday Five: More Reasons for Dating a Vampire, Part 2

There were so many goods ones I just couldn’t leave things alone with just one Friday Five on this topic.

1. They would never text you 7,246 times in one night.
2. They’d never call you at work, because they sleep during the day.
3. They would never complain that the car/bedroom/kitchen is dirty, because they could make it sparkling clean in a 3-second whirlwind.
4. Instead of ludicrously detailed accounts of workplace gossip and minutiae set up with filibuster-esque back stories, she’d regale you with tales of cool vampire sh!t.
5. If your car breaks down, your boss is a jerk all day and you have to walk home in the rain, you can walk through the door and say, “Honey, can you glamour me into thinking I’ve had a fantastic day?’

Today’s list is courtesy of forum member, Sanctified. Crazy kids in there!