Book Lover Christmas Carols

The girls from GirlsInTheStacks.com have an absolutely brilliant holiday gift for us – popular carols adapted to reflect some of our favorite books from 2010! From The Hunger Games to Girl with the Dragon Tattoo to Sookie herself, if you’re a book lover these songs are sure to make you smile. (Words to these new classics are below.)

Carol of the Wolves (tune of Carol of the Bells)
Bark! How the wolves
Brown wild wolves
all seem to say,
Please go away
Grace wants Sam here
Lingering near
Trying to stay
Human today
Sad Isabel, Cole is as well
Wolves in the woods can’t break the spell
Very very very very cold out
Need a heater or the wolf will come out
Bark how the wolves
Brown wild wolves
All seem to say
Linger today

Hunger Bells (tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing through the dome
The Hunger Game to play
O’er the stage we roam
Sponsors save the day!

District 13’s gone
War is all you see
How can Katness ever smile
When Peeta isn’t free?

Jingle bells
Snows breath smells
Hunger Games to play
Peeta said have some bread
And Katniss saves the day!

Damon the Hottie Vampire (tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
You know Edward and Stephen, and Eric and Bill, Angel and Spike and Dracula’s thrill
But do you recall
the most gorgeous vampire of all

Damon the hottie vampire
Had a very clever wit,
Never ever see him perspire,
Even back when Catherine split

All of the other vampires…

Cassia was Matched (tune of Frosty, no chorus)
Cassia was Matched
With Xander not with Ky
But his picture showed
And she thought her heart would explode
If she couldn’t decide her life

Choices are null
The society does make
A secret poem given to help
true loves future state

True love was shipped away
For war was threatening
What’s to happen with our girl and boy
In this restricting society?

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (tune of We Three Kings)
We love the girl with the dragon tattoo
Don’t you wish that you were punk too
Blomkvist writing, Lisbeth fighting.
Hacking computers through

Ooo, her revenge I really dig
Tattooing “I’m a sadistic pig”
Not so merry, shot and buried
Comes back to win really big

Oh Sookie Dear, Oh Sookie Dear (to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)
Oh Sookie dear, oh Sookie dear
How will you choose a vampire

Oh Sookie dear, oh Sookie dear
We hope you won’t expire

You work all day for Sam Merlot
Bill so nice but Eric’s hot

Oh Sookie dear, oh Sookie dear
A werewolf might be more sincere