You Know You’re A Truebie When…

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True Blood season 4 is only 3 days away and Truebies everywhere have been going through withdrawals, but bearing up pretty well. With the help of HBO Connect, Immortalize Yourself and True Bloodlines , fans are able to come together to support one another in their time of great anticipation.

This obsession carries on in our every day lives as well. Ryan Kwanten, Joe Manganiello, Stephen Moyer, Nelsan Ellis, Rutina Wesley and Anna Paquin provided aid for TBWithdrawals in PSAs they filmed.

We know that there are True Blood fans all over the world, but some of them don’t really like to broadcast their obsession, so we’ve provided a way for you to spot a fellow sufferer. You know you’re a Truebie when:

  • you walk into a  bar and grill and look for the Tru Blood beverage and AIDS Burgers on the menu;
  • you switch out your gold jewelry for pure silver;
  • you think twice about wearing any clothes at all anymore;
  • you take your family pet to the doggie park and wonder if every dog you see is someone you know;
  • your latest literary acquisition is “Swedish for Dummies”;
  • “Bad Things” is your ring tone on your cell phone;
  • you begin saying things like “As your Maker, I command you!” to friends and family;
  • your heart steps up its beat whenever you hear someone call out “Hey, Eric!”;
  • you download the HBO GO app on your smartphone so you can watch True Blood anywhere;
  • you named your dog ‘SOOKEH’;
  • fangs aren’t just for Halloween anymore;
  • the idea that vampires ‘glitter’ make you laugh.

Alright, fair readers, now it’s your turn!

Over-night fan (almost literally) of the Sookie Stackhouse series since early 2008. Co-owner of True-Blood.net. Anxiously anticipating season 6.

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