Charlaine Harris Reacts to True Blood Season Premiere

Author Charlaine Harris attended the True Blood red carpet premiere last week, and you know she had an opinion about it! Penguin, publishers of the Sookie Stackhouse novels, Tweeted Charlaine’s comments throughout the HBO premiere last night. In case you missed them, here are the Tweets. See if you can match them up to the scene she’s referring to in “She’s Not There”.

Sookie in the land of golden fruit. Have never been sure about the all-white outfits. Yes, Sook – fairy godmother! CH #TrueBlood

Who expected Gary Cole? CH #TrueBlood

And the credits. I’m always excited to see my name. The thrill is NEVER gone. Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

And the first episode is written by Alexander Woo! I love him! Talked to him at the premiere. CH #TrueBlood

Aha! I knew it couldn’t all be white tutus and happiness! Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

That’s more like it! Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Great balls o’ fire! Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Hello, Bon Temps cemetery. Goodbye, Earl. Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

I’m so glad it’s clean now. I’ll bet you can guess who owns it, right? Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Ryan Kwanten + police uniform = happiness. Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Bill looks better than ever, huh? Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

And Eric, too. Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Hmm. Who’s bossypants now? Charlaine Harris #TrueBLood

I’ll send Andy a plaque. I have a couple extra. Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Lafayette! Challenging hairdo! But fabulous, of course. Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Fiona Shaw = greatness. Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Way to convince Lafayette! Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

I don’t think beheading dolls is so weird, right? Right? Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Rutina said there was a lot more to this scene. Damn. -Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

That’s the way I make eggs, too.-Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Pam gives her all in this Public Vampire Announcement in a post-Edgington world.-Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Yeah, we get it, Eric. Bill’s a vampire AND a politician.- Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Tara shows her kinder, gentler side. -Charlaine Harrs #TrueBlood

I love Dale Raoul. Who else makes being a bad mom so delicious? – Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Don’t think being bff’s is in their future.-Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Just what Sam needs. A herd to hang with. So shapeshifters are always in shape? – Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood

Hmm. Dialogue glitch. In the south, “ice-box” is a refrigerator, not a freezer. But we don’t keep cops in them. -CH #TrueBlood.

Aha! A plot point! And who’s surprised about Bill’s new job? -Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood<

Somehow, I never have dreams like this. -Charlaine Harris #TrueBlood