Technology Eases Vampire Hunting

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It’s no great news that technology has made our lives simpler, and communications technology has made the world smaller. According to DSL Service Providers.org, vampires are finding it easier to hunt their prey using things like text messaging, email and of course, Twitter. Check out her list of 10 Technologies Vampires Could Use to Lure Their Prey.

  1. Text messaging – Silently, with mere swipes of his touch pad, the vampire’s intended is made aware of his intentions: I vant to meet you for dinner, my dah-ling. 
  2. Email – Gather a mailing list from the Red Cross, and send out a forward to an entire contact list. Sit back and wait for the dinner bell to ring.
  3. Facebook – What could be better than a whole network of tender necks at one’s beck and call, providing updates of their every move?
  4. Instant Messaging – For one-on-one engagements with his prey, the 21st century vampire can keep in touch on his desktop and visper sveet nothings all night long.
  5. Forums – Goth and vampire sites would be a good start, of course. The modern-day vampire will now be part spirit, part animal, and part troll.

(For the rest of the list, go to www.dslserviceproviders.org.)

Over-night fan (almost literally) of the Sookie Stackhouse series since early 2008. Co-owner of True-Blood.net. Anxiously anticipating season 6.

6 Comments

  1. Embrace

    January 4, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    lol! very good! and it would probably be vampires behind these technologies! they could makes apps like ‘find my iPrey’ :-/ i know i know….that’s cheesy… 😀

    • Liz

      January 4, 2012 at 12:18 pm

      Bahahahaha! I love that! Twitter handle: @preyingforyou.

  2. Steph from fangswandsandfairydust.com

    January 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Don’t forget that four square app that checks you in everywhere.

    • Liz

      January 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm

      Making it easier to locate prey. Hmm, nasty.

  3. Bethany

    January 4, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    I love the Youtube idea. I mean think of all the internet celebs made famous there. They left out Online dating. LOL

    • Bethany

      January 4, 2012 at 3:35 pm

      They could call it VHarmony LOL