Review of Dead as a Doornail

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[Although I don’t reveal whodunit, this review contains spoilers.]

“The next time someone told me I had to watch a supernatural rite, I was going to tell him I had to wash my hair.”


A sniper is shooting shifters, but since most of the world is unaware that shifters exist, only the local supes make the connection.  A werefox named Heather Kinman is killed, werepanther Calvin Norris from Hotshot is seriously injured and hospitalized, and Sam is shot in the leg.  Sookie is also shot because the sniper is aware that she is “different.”  Sookie’s house is set on fire in the middle of the night, and fairy Claudine saves her life.

In between all the mayhem and no longer dating vampires, Sookie begins to explore shifters as a romantic possibility, but things don’t seem to take off with Sam and Calvin, and Alcide blackmails Sookie into attending the contest to determine the new Shreveport packmaster.  Even though Sookie’s mindreading discovers deception on the part of packmaster contestant Patrick Furnan, he kills Alcide’s father, Jackson Herveaux, and becomes packmaster, anyway.

On the vampire front, with Sam incapacitated, pirate vampire Charles Twining helps out with the bartending at Merlotte’s.  Tara is victimized by vampire Franklin Mott, who “gives” her to a vicious vampire named Mickey.  Eric helps Sookie with Tara’s situation, but in return demands that Sookie tell him what happened while he had amnesia.


There is an obvious shift toward shifters in this installment, including in Sookie’s love life, and that doesn’t make me happy.  I’ll readily acknowledge that Ms. Harris’s shifter universe is complex and the variety of weres is fun, but it’s not what I really want to be reading.

Sookie makes out with Sam for the first time, but it doesn’t go further. I do like Sam most of the time, and I’ve always had the feeling that Sookie might end up with him in the end, considering how close they are.  Sookie spends a lot of time considering Calvin Norris as a marital possibility, mostly because he’s kind, level-headed and mature and wants her so much, but she eventually decides he’s just not for her.  And it appears at first as if a relationship with Alcide is finally going to happen.  But no.

This is the book where Alcide lost me.  He figured out that Sookie killed Debbie, and decided to use that knowledge to force Sookie into a critical and dangerous situation at the packmaster contest.  (Okay, I get it, Alcide’s father was a contestant, but it was still a low thing for Alcide to do.)  Alcide also decided that Debbie literally bewitched him, sort of a retroactive excuse for being involved with the homicidal bitch in the first place.  Did Debbie in fact bewitch Alcide?  I sort of don’t care.

Even Sam was using Sookie, pushing her into asking Eric for help on his behalf, and even insisting that pirate vampire Charles Twining stay at her house when she desperately didn’t want him there. Bad Sam, no biscuit.

Along with all the other shifter stuff, Jason becomes a “bitten not born” werepanther, and he likes it.  He is still dating Crystal Norris from Hotshot, and she might be pregnant.  (Jason is a suspect in the shifter shootings, of course, because Jason is always a suspect in everything.) We’re introduced to a cool werewolf named Dawson, who is guarding Calvin Norris.  And finally, we meet the very tall, very cool weretiger Quinn, who is master of ceremonies at the packmaster contest.

So we have way too much shifter, and not enough vampire. And for me, the best part of the book was (you guessed it) vampire-related.

Tara has been dating Franklin Mott since “[easyazon-link asin=”B000O76OOK”]Club Dead[/easyazon-link].”  She finally discovers the down side of dating vampires when Franklin, who never really adjusted to the new ways, “gives” her to a horrendous vampire named Mickey.  Eric still does not remember what happened in “[easyazon-link asin=”B000O76OOU”]Dead to the World[/easyazon-link]”, and it’s driving him nuts.  When Sookie asks Eric for help with the Tara/Franklin/Mickey situation, he is thrilled to oblige so that in exchange, Sookie will have to tell him what happened while he was “out”.  The best scene in the book is when Sookie tells Eric in excruciating detail exactly what happened between them in book four, and he is completely thrown.

There’s a tad more in the fairy department, although it’s something of an afterthought.  Claudine saves Sookie from the house fire and announces that she is Sookie’s fairy godmother.  And Claudine’s twin brother Claude, a male stripper, utterly gorgeous and completely gay, joins the cast of characters.


— Arlene, Holly and Danielle are still waitressing at Merlotte’s.  There is a new cook named Sweetie Des Arts.  (Sweet desserts?)

— Andy Bellefleur is dating elementary school teacher Halleigh Robinson.  And Bill, who catches Sookie kissing Sam, is now dating a woman named Selah Pumphries.

— Sookie’s insurance agent, Greg Aubert, is a witch.

— The action takes place starting at the first full moon after the new year, shortly after the end of book four.  Sookie is still 26.

— There’s a Charlaine Harris crossover!  Private detectives Jack Leeds and Lily Bard from Harris’s non-fantasy [easyazon-link asin=”B003MX80XQ”]Lily Bard’s “Shakespeare” series[/easyazon-link] are hired to investigate Debbie Pelt’s disappearance.  They stop by Merlottes and Sookie’s house to make her uncomfortable, but Sookie does not break down and confess.  Although she does tell Alcide the truth.


“Eric had told me that that little road, a dirt track leading back to a deer camp, was where Debbie Pelt had hidden her car when she’d come to kill me. Might as well put up a sign: ‘Parking for Sookie Stackhouse Nighttime Attacks’.”

“Pam had sent a mixed bouquet, and the card read, ‘Don’t get shot anymore. From the gang at Fangtasia.”

Television Series Notes

At the time of this writing, season five is in production and since I avoid series spoilers,  I have no idea what we’re going to get. But since the majority of the cast are vampires and the focus of the fifth book is shifters, I’m guessing that this might be the season Alan Ball decides to leave the books behind.

Of course, we saw the Tara/Franklin Mott plot back in season three.  I think they combined Franklin and Mickey to some extent.

In closing…

An enjoyable read, but this one sort of felt all over the place, and of course, since it had a shifter focus and not much Eric, it’s not a favorite.

My next book review will be posted in two weeks.

Important notice!  After eleven books and four seasons of the series,  I have no idea what kind of spoiler limitations to put on the comments section under these circumstances — so I’m not going to put any.  It’s a spoiler free for all!  If you’re new to the books and haven’t seen all of the television series True Blood, reading the comments may, and probably will, spoil you.  Read on at your own risk!

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  1. Rina

    January 22, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I doubt that AB will be able to keep anything in S5 from Book 5 other than the werewolf packmater contest. Everything else has already happened or can’t happen because of alternative storylines on TB. Personally, I hope TB bypasses this book and goes straight to Books 8 and 9. Only the vamp convention in Book 6 was of any real interest in between Books 4 and 8, but that’s also unlikely since Bill and Eric may not even be King and Sheriff anymore ater the finale in S4 and it’s too dangerous for TB Sookie to be among so many vamps.

    • BillieDoux

      January 22, 2012 at 2:17 pm

      You could very well be right, Rina. TB may indeed just move ahead to plotlines in the later books, because who could possibly expect an HBO show to last thirteen seasons? I’m definitely partial to the books you mentioned.

      • L.

        January 23, 2012 at 2:13 am

        well, bill wasn’t even king in the books, don’t know what they will do with him, but normally he should be dethroned now,
        there are still so many really good eric scenes in the books, I doubt they will show them on TB:(, but he should stay sheriff…

  2. Bethany

    January 23, 2012 at 11:28 am

    I agree that due to plot twists they can’t follow the books closely, but I think that they will merge books 5 and 6 and maybe even 7 this season. I think that the whole Authority thing is going to replace the Summit, and that Tara will replace the Were/Vamp that hates being a Vamp, so they will cover Amelia with Tara as well. I could be wrong, but Tara was not that close of a friend in the books. I mean, she showed up here and there, but not like in the shows. They will have someone else cover the Calvin character (as far as someone will be recovering in the hospital, and they will probably be someone connected with Jason, who people think Jason has hurt. The Sniper aspect will probably be covered by Vamp Authority trying to take out Sookie, Eric, and Bill, rather than Sweetie, or by that new Were not being happy with the packmaster’s death. (Didn’t they say there was a ticked off female Were being cast for this season, ring any bells???)

    I personally loved this book, however I usually only read the last few chapters each week, as most of the rest is just kind of filler to me now. I do hope they show a scene in the show where Sookie and Eric reminice and come at least close to doing the deed however. Maybe when he is protecting her from the Authority??? Ah, I can dream, at least until the show starts and I find out exactly how AB and the talented writers have decided to cover this book. (They could even go as far as to at least dip into the takeover, seeing as how we figure Bill is going to be dethroned, and that leaves LA vulnerable to attack??? They did have SA marry RE, so they could even cover the whole 2 for 1 deal into the mix.)

    And of they are going to merge plotlines, I hope Sookie and Pam have a good heart to heart in this season. I loved that part from the books.