The 12 Supes of Christmas

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Or at least 11 with one Screaming Ginger thrown in just to keep things fun. In keeping with the holiday season, Mel, Helen and I decided that Bon Temps needed their own version of The 12 Days of Christmas. We appropriately titled it The 12 Supes of Christmas. We tried to sing in three-part harmony, but at best I can only croak. My dog hid under the bed so I took that as a sign.

Ladies and gentlemen, The 12 Supes of Christmas:

The first supe in Bon Temps that you will surely see, your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The second supe in Bon Temps that you will surely see:

two Sam Merlottes and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The third supe in Bon Temps that you will sure see:

three bloody Liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The fourth supe in Bon Temps that you will sure see:

four baby vamps,

three bloody Liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The fifth supe in Bon Temps that you will surely see:

five tall Vikings!

Four baby vamps,

three bloody Liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The sixth supe in Bon Temps that you will surely see,

six screaming Gingers,

five tall Vikings,

four baby vamps,

three bloody liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The seventh supe in Bon Temps that you will sure see:

seven ghostly Godrics,

six screaming Gingers,

five tall Vikings,

four baby vamps,

three bloody Liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The eighth supe in Bon Temps that you will surely see:

eight witches chanting,

seven ghostly Godrics,

six screaming Gingers,

five tall Vikings,

four baby vamps,

three bloody Liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The ninth supe in Bon Temps that you will surely see:

nine fairies dancing,

eight witches chanting,

seven ghostly Godrics,

six screaming Gingers,

five tall Vikings,

four baby vamps,

three bloody Liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The tenth supe in Bon Temps that you will sure see:

ten vampires feeding,

nine fairies dancing,

eight witches chanting,

seven ghostly Godrics,

six screaming Gingers,

five tall Vikings,

four baby vamps,

three bloody Liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The eleventh supe in Bon Temps that you will surely see:

eleven werewolves howling,

ten vampires feeding,

nine fairies dancing,

eight witches chanting,

seven ghostly Godrics,

six screaming Gingers,

five tall Vikings,

four baby vamps,

three bloody Liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

The twelfth supe in Bon Temps that you will surely see:

twelve shifters shifting,

eleven werewolves howling,

ten vampires feeding,

nine fairies dancing,

eight witches chanting,

seven ghostly Godrics,

six screaming Gingers,

five tall Vikings,

four baby vamps,

three bloody Liliths,

two Sam Merlottes,

and your telepathic waitress, Sookie.

(You totally sang along in your head, didn’t you? 😉 )

3 Comments

  1. Elisha_Q

    December 18, 2012 at 11:09 am

    I definitely tryed to, haha. I didn’t succeed,though. It’s nice anyway. 😀

  2. Helen

    December 18, 2012 at 11:21 am

    That was so much fun in the end!! lol

  3. Rina

    December 18, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    I totally did sing in my head, yes. That was a lot of fun. Very creative of you, gals.