Play True Survival and Help Pam Escape Those Evil Humans!

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HBO launched a new game this week, True Survival, and I’ve already spent far too much time playing it.

The premise is that Pam of the Snarky Snarkiness is trying to outrun mobs of humans who are trying to attack her. As she runs through Shreveport (level 1) and Bon Temps (level 2), she has to dodge flaming stuff, silver chains, vehicles, and other humans (including members of the LAVTF, new in season 6!) while trying to fuel up on Tru Blood and unlock various achievements. When something goes wrong, or right, there are some amusing one-liners and your points are amassed in shoes. Yeah, shoes.

It’s not a terribly complicated game, but neither is Bejewelled. Prepare to lose any modicum of productivity today.

Play True Survival

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  1. Rina

    June 8, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    This game is harder than it seems. Poor Pam. I always get her clobbered.

    • Jennifer

      June 12, 2013 at 8:05 pm

      How the hell do I get through the sunlight?

      • Laloni

        June 20, 2013 at 7:53 pm

        I have the same question. I can’t seem to pass it no matter what I do. 🙁

        • Aaron

          July 14, 2013 at 1:31 pm

          Perhaps this is True Blood’s way of telling us that it’s Pam that’s gonna get offed this season.

      • shirley

        July 17, 2013 at 10:25 pm

        omg I think something is wrong with that level it seems like no one can get passes it… there has to be some sort of trick or something