Hollywood Jane Asks “Where Have The Scary Vampires Gone?”

Hollywood Jane, the nom de plume of a writer trying to crack Hollywood, posted a treatise on modern vampires, wondering why they’re so obsessed with sex and not so much with the blood of virgins. Here’s an excerpt:

Now days all we’ve got are a bunch of castrated Hells Angels who mope around and whine about being monsters – and they’re everywhere. They don’t drink from humans or practice polygamy, they can take long walks in the park under the sun, chow down on pesto pasta, and attend Mass on Sundays.  Why not just make up a new name for these sparkling vegetarians, because they sure as hell aren’t vampires. If you want to ignore the rules so that your undead hero can get into your heroine’s pants, fine. Just please stop pretending that these guys are any more dangerous or alluring than a biker in a leather jacket.

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Her final point, calling for a female vampire in love with a mortal male, is intriguing. Why hasn’t this happened yet? Would it appeal to us the way a male vampire in love with a mortal female does? And has Jane seen Eric rip Redneck Royce to pieces? There’s some monster for ya!