Friday Five: Top Vampire Pick Up Lines

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I couldn’t resist closing out this romantic month with a bit of cheese and chuckles. Finishing up our tribute to Valentine’s Day, here is my Friday Five best pick up lines that vampires use. Enjoy!

  1. “I’d love to kiss those rosebud lips, but if you want a hug afterward it will cost you another bite.”
  2. “They say a diamond is forever – I can promise you an eternity.”
  3. “Hey there, sweet-fang!”
  4. “I can be your Eric, your Edward, your Bill . . . only even better.”
  5. And my personal favorite“Didn’t I go to your funeral?”
Disclaimer: Quotes 1,2 and 4 found at “How to Catch and Keep a Vampire” by Diana Laurence. Quotes 3 and 5 found at ReadJunk.com.

Over-night fan (almost literally) of the Sookie Stackhouse series since early 2008. Co-owner of True-Blood.net. Anxiously anticipating season 6.

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