Friday Five: Best Quotes from “She’s Not There”

True Blood has some of the best writers in television today, and the season premiere was not lacking and did not disappoint. Today’s Friday Five focuses on my top five favorites.

1. Eric on Live TV – “We’re always more than happy to serve humans here at Fangtasia. And I don’t mean for dinner.”
2. Pam to Jessica – “Toilets are for humans only. Do I need to explain why?”
3. Lafayette to Jesus – Lafayette: “Smells like where old air fresheners go to die.”
4. Jason to Sookie – “We figured a vampire musta’ did it…Bill…or maybe that crazy, tall one.”
5. Nan to Eric – “I have proof, scientific, people are dumber than they realize.”

What were some of your favorites?