Dear Sookie, You Can Have It All

Dear Sookie,

In response to your letter regarding that dream you recently had, I feel now would be a great time to tell you that yes, you can in fact, have it all. And why not? You’re young, beautiful, sexy, and you’ve got two – no, three of the hottest guys in the county pining for you. I say grab them all and have fun. Guys do it all the time!

Just think of the advantages for a moment. Eric could handle your finances for you, Alcide would take care of any handy-man jobs around the house and grounds, maybe build an extension on the house, and Bill would be great at organizing the cleaning and landscaping crews, not to mention scheduling you girl time with Tara and Pam. And I don’t think I need to list the extra curricular activities for you. It’s a win-win for you!

So you see, there’s noting really to analyze any further. Take your dream as a sign that now is the time to let your inner play-girl come out and make her mark in Bon Temps. Lord knows, it’s a boring enough little town. It could use some spicing up, and you’re just the gal to do it!

Nothin’ but love, girl,

Liz