Friday Five: Humorous Sookie Sayings from Season 4

Sookie had some great lines this past season, and with Anna Paquin’s feisty skills and snarky deliveries, she made me laugh more than once. Most of them are directed at Eric, which makes them even funnier. These are my Friday Five humorous quotes from The Sook.

1. “Do you think my legs are going to magically open for you?” Sookie totally has Eric pegged. I love it when she calls him out!
2. “There’s big gators in there you crazy viking, get on out and let’s go home before one of them chomps off your you-know-what!” I found it interesting that Sookie was so concerned about Eric’s ‘you-know-what’.
3. “You can’t have any more. There isn’t any more. You drank the whole fairy and you’re going to your room!” Sookie is what, five-foot-nothing? Yet here she is, telling this giant, 1000 year-old, vampire to go to his room. Priceless!
4. “Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say.” The funniest part about this line is that they BOTH OBEYED HER! Brilliant!
5. “For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.” Sookie said this one to Debbie Pelt and it just hit my funny bone.