Technology Eases Vampire Hunting

It’s no great news that technology has made our lives simpler, and communications technology has made the world smaller. According to DSL Service Providers.org, vampires are finding it easier to hunt their prey using things like text messaging, email and of course, Twitter. Check out her list of 10 Technologies Vampires Could Use to Lure Their Prey.

1. Text messaging – Silently, with mere swipes of his touch pad, the vampire’s intended is made aware of his intentions: I vant to meet you for dinner, my dah-ling. 
2. Email – Gather a mailing list from the Red Cross, and send out a forward to an entire contact list. Sit back and wait for the dinner bell to ring.
3. Facebook – What could be better than a whole network of tender necks at one’s beck and call, providing updates of their every move?
4. Instant Messaging – For one-on-one engagements with his prey, the 21^st century vampire can keep in touch on his desktop and visper sveet nothings all night long.
5. Forums – Goth and vampire sites would be a good start, of course. The modern-day vampire will now be part spirit, part animal, and part troll.

(For the rest of the list, go to www.dslserviceproviders.org.)