Pam: "Nice plan." Tara: "Sure beats yours." Read More »

Pam: "Since when did I become a halfway house for wayward baby vamps?" Read More »

Tara: "Please, you gotta help me. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no baby vampires." Read More »

Eric: "You'd better get back to slaughtering people in the name of God." Read More »

Eric: "What are you doing?" Bill: "Evolving." Read More »

Bill: "You can't play the grieving widow and leader of a coup at the same time." Read More »

Bill: "I love a good execution." Read More »

Sookie: "Onward into the jaws of death!" Read More »

Pam: "I made her while you were gone. Congratulations, you're a grandfather." Read More »

"Just imagine it's a training bra." Read More »