Letter to Cast and Crew: Maryann

Dear Maryann,

I believe I have moved beyond grieving for Godric last week and I’m now ready to continue my letter writing campaign. You know, just to keep in touch and all. You’re quite the social butterfly and I like that about you. You have a way with words, you’re warm and giving, and what a party girl you can be! You make college campuses look tame. I’m not sure I care four your hazing methods, though. Horking out people’s hearts seems just a bit extreme. However, I did hear that Martha Stewart was looking for your stew recipes. Might want to get in touch with her.

One thing that concerns me, though, is that mess you made of Sookie’s house and landscape. (By the way, dear, it is Sookie’s house.) I noticed that your lovely mansion didn’t look a thing like it. The mess really will need to be cleaned up. You may want to get Carl on that right away. Frankly, I was puzzled that you would let things go like that, seeing as how you were claiming the property as your own anyway. Was this to be your “party shack”? OK to mess up since you can always go back to that sparkling clean mansion? That’s rather bad form from someone who is normally so accommodating with her friends.

Well, I really must run now. Thanks for the invitation to your next shin-dig, but I’m afraid I must pass. I really, um, don’t have the heart.

Heartless on True-Blood.net,
Liz