True Blood vs. 90210?

You betcha! Those wacky folks at REVIEWniverse are at it again. It looks to me like Robbie and Herz have waay too much time on their hands. Apparently, there are a few similarities between the casts of True Blood and The CW soaper, Beverly Hills, 90210. Since I’ve never watched 90210, I’ll have to leave this one to these experts.

In the sacrilegiously paraphrased words of Jay-Z, allow me to introduce myself: My  name is Herz. Or the great Herz, as loyal readers of my pop-culture prognosticating have grown to know me. And it is with great pleasure that I live up to that (entirely self-proclaimed) reputation by presenting a theory that will make Brian Lynch’s 30 Rock–Muppet Show side-by-side seem sub-revelatory. It will even clean up the entire BP oil spill. Or at least give me an unrelated excuse to mention it for the first time up to this point on REVIEWniverse.

Anyhow, and without further, “How do you adieu?” I hereby reveal the uncanny cast parallels between True Blood and Beverly Hills, 90210 (actually, my fiancee initially picked up on the coincidences, but Robbie and I have a very strict no guest-writers policy on this site), with an added evaluation of who truly embodies their shared identity and who’s merely an impostor. ~REVIEWniverse.

Be sure to let Robbie and “The Great Herz” know what you think! And somebody please point Herz in the direction of real job. Nothin’ but love, Herz! 😉