Dear Marnie, or Sybil, or Two-Face…

Dear Marnie,

Or whoever you are. Uh, were you aware that when agitated you seem to take on a whole new look altogether? I mean, is it possible that you have an evil twin that’s trying to take over your life? You seem a bit confused at times of high stress, not really knowing even what language to speak. By the way, about that, you may want to research a bit more if you’re going to take on Latin, it might be wise to know exactly what you’re saying. Did you see the look on Eric’s face? Clearly he was a tad offended. But whatever you said to him, it worked because I’ve never seen Eric Northman run from anyone.

Speaking of Eric, girl, what were you thinking?! Did you actually believe you could strike a deal with a thousand year old viking vampire? Perhaps you didn’t know who Eric was? Good thing Tara stepped in when she did because you were on your way to becoming Northman Wiccan Slurpy, sans the straw.

There seems to be a lot we don’t yet know about you, Marnie. I’m sure that will change as the stories unfold, but until then, may I offer a little advise? If I were you, I’d start hanging with some people who were able to overcome their  split personality issues. Just pick anyone from Bon Temps! After what they went through during the Maenad’s reign, I”m sure any one of them could offer some friendly tips.

Seeing Double in the Midwest,

Liz