Friday Five: Favorite Quotes from S4 So Far

We will have another one of these after the season finishes, but for now, a tribute to the writers of True Blood: the best quotes from the first half.

1. Sookie to Eric: “Do you think my legs are going to magically open for you?” – I love Sookie’s reaction to Eric when he tells her he bought her house. Now he thinks he owns her as well and she doesn’t agree. I don’t either, so I loved when she shot this line at him.
2. Sookie to Eric and Alcide: “Stop that you giant babies!” – So true. That was a childish pissing match if ever I saw one.
3. Nan: “I have proof, scientific, people are dumber than they realize”. This just needs to be on a bumper sticker and t-shirts. It should sit right along-side Bill Engvall’s ‘Here’s Your Sign’.
4. Pam: “Toilets are for humans only. Do I need to explain why?” Pam’s snark is unrivaled.
5. Alcide to Debbie – “You know Sookie, danger on the doorstep every five minutes.” Well it’s true!